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Georgina
Hello This is 6 Minute English, I'm Georgina
Rob
And I'm Rob
Georgina
Are you a punctuation pedant? Do you get upset, annoyed or angry if you see
punctuation being used incorrectly – particularly apostrophes?
Rob
Well, it depends Usually I’m pretty chilled out about it, but sometimes, just
sometimes it really winds me up For example, if I see a sign for taxis at a train
station and it says taxi – apostrophe - s – aargh! Why – why? The apostrophe is
not used to show there is more than one, it’s used to show there is a missing
letter or that the word is a possessive – it’s just wrong! So that does kind of make
my blood boil
Georgina
So, when you say you’re pretty chilled about it you mean…
Rob
OK, I’m not chilled at all But maybe I wish I were
Georgina
Well, we’re going to be taking a look at reactions to the use and abuse of
apostrophes in this programme But first, a question The word ‘apostrophe’
itself – which language does it come from? Is it:
A: Latin
B: Greek
C: Arabic
What do you think, Rob?
Rob
I don’t think it’s Arabic, so it’s a toss-up between Latin and Greek I’m going to
say Greek
Georgina
OK We’ll see if you’re correct at the end of the programme The apostrophe, it is
true to say, is often misused It’s put where it shouldn’t be and not used where it
should be Is it important, though? Does it matter? After all, in spoken English
there is no difference between ‘it’s’ with an apostrophe and ‘its’ without ‘Your’
and ‘you’re’ – short for ‘you are’ sound the same So what’s the problem in
written English?
Rob
In many cases there isn’t a problem at all There would be very little confusion
But I don’t think that means we should just ignore the correct way to use them
Sometimes it can be very important to make clear if it’s a singular or plural or
possessive Another important thing to remember is that in CVs and job
applications a good standard of spelling and punctuation is expected Get it
wrong and you could miss out on a good opportunity
Georgina
There is one group that has tried for nearly 20 years to keep others to these high
standards - The Apostrophe Protection Society They have publicly pointed out
incorrect use in public signs and communications – a tactic that has not always
been welcome or successful But like the apostrophe itself, the group is in danger
Here’s a BBC news report on the subject
Duncan Kennedy, BBC reporter
They linger above our letters, they wander around the endings of our words, but
apostrophes, it seems, are an endangered species The Apostrophe Protection
Society – yes there really is one – says their future is, well, up in the air
Georgina
How does he describe apostrophes?
Rob
Using metaphorical, poetic language, he says they linger above our letters
To linger is a verb usually used to describe someone or something staying
somewhere before finally leaving
Georgina
So, we have apostrophes lingering above our letters and also he said
they wander around the ending of words
Rob
Yes, also a metaphorical use To wander means to walk slowly around without
any real purpose or urgency
Georgina
And he went on to say that the future of the apostrophe is up in the air When
something is up in the air, it means its future is not certain, it’s not guaranteed
So if, for example, your holiday plans are up in the air, it means that there is
some kind of problem and you might not be going on holiday after all The
person who founded The Apostrophe Protection Society is John Edwards Now
96 years old he has decided to give it up Partly because of his age, but also
because he thinks that due to the impact of texting and social media he has lost
the battle against bad punctuation So why has it come to this? Here he is
explaining why he thinks people aren’t bothered about using correct punctuation
John Edwards
I think it’s a mixture of ignorance and laziness They’re too ignorant to know
where it goes, they’re too lazy to learn so they just don’t bother
The barbarians have won
Georgina
So what’s his reason?
Rob
He blames ignorance and laziness Ignorance is a lack of knowledge or
understanding of something So people don’t know the rules and are too lazy to
learn them, according to Edwards
Georgina
Quite strong views there!
Rob
Yes, and you thought I was a pedant! He actually goes further to say that
the barbarians have won Barbarian is a historical word for people who weren’t
part of so-called civilized society They were seen as violent and aggressive,
primitive and uncivilized
Georgina
So it’s not a compliment then?
Rob
Oh no!
Georgina
Right, before we review today’s vocabulary, let’s have the answer to today’s quiz
Which language does the word apostrophe come from? What did you say?
Rob
I went for Greek
Georgina
Congratulations to you and anyone else who got that right Greek is the right
answer Now let’s remind ourselves of today’s vocabulary First, what’s
a pedant, Rob?
Rob
A pedant is someone who corrects other people’s small mistakes – particularly in
grammar and punctuation – but it’s not the same as an English teacher!
A pedant will correct native speakers’ mistakes too, and not in the classroom
Georgina
To linger means to stay somewhere for longer
Rob
To wander is to walk around without a real purpose or intention to get
somewhere quickly
Georgina
If your plans are up in the air, it means they are at risk and might not happen
Rob
Ignorance is the state of not knowing something that should be known
Georgina
And finally, a barbarian is a word for a primitive and uncivilized person Right, we
can’t linger in this studio as our six minutes are up You can find more from us
about punctuation and many other aspects of English online, on social media and
on the BBC Learning English app Bye for now
Rob
Bye
